As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

The most fundamental winning formula is to bet on human decency and be patient.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.