As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

We are, many of us, a planet orbiting somebody's sun, unconscious of a lonely moon, orbiting our planet.