I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

It is seeing ourselves in others that often prompts the remark, 'There's something about that person I don't trust.

In every gardener there is a child who believes in The Seed Fairy.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.