I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.

Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

To stretch the truth is to tell a lie.

If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.