I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

We are Godseekers all, though some be churchgoing believers and others pilgrims to an unknown shrine.

I identify more with people who ask each day for divine guidance than people equipped with a divine guidance system.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

Among the things that you, and you alone, are the absolute and final judge of is whether or not you are a success.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

When compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wises man. 'O, great sage,' he says, 'tell me the meaning of life.' The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, 'Do you have any other questions, my son?' Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, 'You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?'