I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

Be happy, and a reason will come along.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.