I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

We have a choice every day — to act on yesterday's good intentions or get an early start on tomorrow's regrets.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

Sometimes an answer not yet blowin' in the wind is stirring in the breeze.

Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.

We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.