That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.