I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.
There is an ongoing battle between conscience and self-interest in which, at some point, we have to take sides.
Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello.
If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.
A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.
Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.