In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.

I don't think most people want to be unhappy. It's just something they've gotten good at.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

To trade a childhood wonder for a plausible explanation - is there a worst trade one makes in life?

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.