Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.

There is a language of love, which is to say, a truth that does not tell all and a lie that does not deceive.

Try to discover, The road to success, And you'll seek, But never find, But blaze your own path, And the road to success, Will trail right behind.

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

No matter how you hurry, you will notice at the end of the day that you traveled at the speed of time.