There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.

One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause.

The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe.