There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

Take no revenge that you have not pondered beneath a starry sky, or on a canyon overlook, or to the lapping of waves and the mewing of a distant gull.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

Our most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don't understand.

All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.