The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by.
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.
The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.
One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.