What you discover in a democracy is that it is difficult to build a house when each nail has an opinion.

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.