What you discover in a democracy is that it is difficult to build a house when each nail has an opinion.

It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.

It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.