You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them.

What are memories but dreams of a better past.

You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.