You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

God answers first the prayers we should have prayed.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.

At the end of the day, Mother Nature has only one question for us: 'What life did you nurture today?