You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

Be careful of selfish motives. You can mistake them for principles and end up dying for them.

Sometimes to do the right thing, we must keep a promise we never made.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius.