Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.