A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope — or at least give it 48 hours.