A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

Conscience is less an inner voice than the memory of a mother's glance.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.