A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Material success is always tempered by the recollection that there was some kind of happiness that was supposed to come with it.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.

From an aunt, long ago: "Death has come for me many times but finds me always in my lovely garden and leaves me there, I think, as an excuse to return.

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it.