What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.

The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.