What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

In the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination.

To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."