What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.

Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

There is an instinct in a woman to love most her own child - and an instinct to make any child who needs her love, her own.