There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

Life is like sailing. You can use any wind to go in any direction.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

Occasionally ask, "What is the connection between what I want most in life and anything I plan to do today?