I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

Stubbornly persist, and you will find that the limits of your stubbornness go well beyond the stubbornness of your limits

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.