I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.

What a unique treasure are the things we have learned to live without, for no thief can take them from us.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.