I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

There is no tomorrow. There is only a planet turning on its axis, and a creature given to optimistic fancies.

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always.

Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.