I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.