We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.

The road to success is wherever people need another road.