We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.

History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.