What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Never point a finger where you never lent a hand.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.

When it seems that something can't be done, start it, and see if the rest of it can be done.