According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

A parent's love is whole, no matter how many times divided.