According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.

The best solution seldom requires that someone be right and someone else be wrong.

Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.

Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.