According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.

Today, befriend a stranger, or if you feel up to more of a challenge, befriend a loved one.

Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.

If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had achieved a level of communication so simplified that one syllable could express his every thought, then he would have achieved the level of intelligence already achieved by his dog.

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.