I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.

When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.