Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

We never give up wanting things for ourselves, but there comes a day when what we want for ourselves is someone else's happiness.

It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.