I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.