Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.