For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

Never point a finger where you never lent a hand.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.

What happens if I do nothing?

You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.