For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.

Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

We all know the part of us that needs to be harnessed. It takes someone else to know the part of us that needs to be set free.