It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel.

Among the things that you, and you alone, are the absolute and final judge of is whether or not you are a success.

If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

What you don't realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going to be there for you, they aren't going to be somewhere else doing exciting and glamorous things.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"