What you don't realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going to be there for you, they aren't going to be somewhere else doing exciting and glamorous things.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.

Life is not fair, nor has it ever been, but the morning seems determined to dawn until it is.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.