A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.

Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.

It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.