Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.