To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.