Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

A nod, a bow, and a tip of the lid to the person who coulda and shoulda and did.

If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.