The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.