Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier.

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.