While I occasionally enjoy a bout of nostalgia, I would generally rather dream forward than backward.

A successful artist is inspired by his muse, and his muse is inspired by the payment of a commission.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.

There are three dimensions of time, two of which contain happier days.