While I occasionally enjoy a bout of nostalgia, I would generally rather dream forward than backward.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything.