The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.