The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

You can bear your troubles or shrug them off. They're your shoulders.

Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

Sometimes an answer not yet blowin' in the wind is stirring in the breeze.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.