I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.

Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.