The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places.

In the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination.

Just as important as having a list of priorities is every once in a while starting from the bottom.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

When compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wises man. 'O, great sage,' he says, 'tell me the meaning of life.' The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, 'Do you have any other questions, my son?' Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, 'You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?'