The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.

Occasionally ask, "What is the connection between what I want most in life and anything I plan to do today?