The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.

When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars.

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

It is usually the case that people who know you better than you know yourself think you're a pretty good person.