To stretch the truth is to tell a lie.
If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.
Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.
In the best of relationships you have two people who cannot think of anything that was not part of the deal.