I believe that there is an explanation for everything, so, yes, I believe in miracles.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?

If you allow people to treat you like a doormat, they will expect you to say WELCOME.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

There is always, in the fine arts, a physical interface between the artist's esthetic vision and the material result he seeks. The interface may be the application of brush to canvas, chisel to marble, bow to string... It may be the control of voice in song or the control of body in dance. It is the mastery of the interface that comprises the artistry; it is what constitutes the 'art' in fine art.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.