A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

Art is an attempt to understand, yielding pleasure in the attempt whether or not we understand.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.