Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Material success is always tempered by the recollection that there was some kind of happiness that was supposed to come with it.

Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.

I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.