A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

As important in a trusting relationship as the truths you share are the lies you never have to tell.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Now and then it's good to list all the things you regularly do for which there was once a good reason.

An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?