A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

The painter needs all the talent of the poet, plus hand-eye coordination.

Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.

The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.