A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

A parent's love is whole, no matter how many times divided.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.

Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.