Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

What good is love if you never ask anything of it?

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.