Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it.

What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.