If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.

To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.

The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.

You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories.