If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had achieved a level of communication so simplified that one syllable could express his every thought, then he would have achieved the level of intelligence already achieved by his dog.

Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.