The shy and the extroverted have this in common — that they both fancy they are the center of attention.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.