Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

To the artist, the Book of Genesis is an account of six days in which God suggested some really good ideas.

Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.