It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.

I sit in my garden, gazing upon a beauty that cannot gaze upon itself. And I find sufficient purpose for my day.