If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.

I identify more with people who ask each day for divine guidance than people equipped with a divine guidance system.

You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?