The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors.

What are memories but dreams of a better past.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.

The mind, as you age, Is an artist, it seems. Monet paints your mem’ries, Picasso your dreams.

Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.