Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

We find things where we look for them.

Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

There is never an embarrassing silence that can't be turned into a regrettable conversation.