A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing.

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always.

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.

A successful artist is inspired by his muse, and his muse is inspired by the payment of a commission.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.