A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

You can as easily love without trusting as you can hug without embracing.

I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.